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The Last of the Meebohecans

Add Comment! By John Graham on October 28th, 2010

As you may have seen on Wolfire's contact page, we have historically run a live Meebo chat widget on our contact page to make it easier for visitors to the site to reach us. However, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the Meebo era (along with bad blog post title puns using the word Meebo) has come to an end. We've completely migrated off of the Meebo live chat infrastructre making the following exchanges the final set of silly Meebo messages.

Do not mistake this as the end of live chat however, because we've upgraded to an even better chat program called Olark. My only regret about the switch so far is that I really can't think of any puns involving the word "Olark" that I can use for the titles of future silly live chat posts.

guest: my main question is
guest: to be a game developer
guest: do you need to be able to do really complicated math?
guest: or talk some kind of weird language?
wolfirejohn: depends on what kind of game you want to make
guest: Hmm
guest: just like, overgrowth style games
guest: because i've been thinking
guest: if you need to do some complicated math, you could just make your computer do it
meeboguest996740: pleh
wolfirejohn: hey there
wolfirejohn: why so pleh?
meeboguest996740: dunno, pleh.
meeboguest996740: why not so pleh?
wolfirejohn: meh
meeboguest996740: Razzle Dazzle
wolfirejohn: I heard blue rabbit say your fashion sense is not very good
redrabbit: i love you
redrabbit: :)
juri: is there a way to get the engine if overfrowzh
Friend of the Devil: Okay but hypothetically, if whale man was in the game would you run up one of his body parts in an intence battle?
Friend of the Devil: And attack his face or something?
Friend of the Devil: Could you hide the master sword somewhere in the game for me?
Friend of the Devil: And the Millenium Falcon? I will need it to battle whale man
FLP: AND THE GENTLEMEN WINS A CIGAR
FLP: gratz on the steam move!
wolfirejohn: hey there
wolfirejohn: thank you very much sir!
FLP: dude, since the first lugaru, I've been waiting for this day!
FLP: Give yorself a pat on the beard, good man!
Corrosive: JOHN, JOHN!
Corrosive: I TOLD THE WEBSITE SUPPORT TO SUCK MY DICK OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TO MEEEE
GT: You can run John… But you can't hide
GT: I will find you…
GT: >:)
GT: In brightest day, in darkest night, no bearded John shall escape my sight
FLP: it is safer to eat pasta than rabbit
FLP: the pasta don't make a 360° in the face !
meeboguest819392: WIll there be ninjas in Overgrowth?
wolfirejohn: hey there
wolfirejohn: ninja rabbits :)
wolfirejohn: and maybe other types of ninjas too
meeboguest819392: awesome
meeboguest819392: Swarm of ninja ants?
meeboguest819392: That use little ninja grappling hooks to tie you down and poke you with toothpicks
pedofile999: any young boys on the line?
pedofile999: RAUW
pedofile999: :)
yo mama: worst tech support
yo mama: im dissapointet son
meeboguest819392: hey there
wolfirejohn: what can I do for you?
meeboguest819392: uh
meeboguest819392: Well
meeboguest819392: I have some math homework
meeboguest819392: Also, my truck could use some gas.
ConstructivePraise: Keep up the great work. Please make sure you're spending as much time on on gameplay as tech though. :)
ConstructivePraise: * ninja smoke bomb
meeboguest976470: Hi, I have a problem. Can you help?
meeboguest976470: Did you die or something?
meeboguest976470: Great, I'm talking to a dead guy.
meeboguest976470: This is almost as embarrassing as the time I was at a movie theatre, I bought the tickets and when the cashier said "Enjoy your movie" I said "You too!".
meeboguest976470: Or the time that my son said "I have diaweah" and I said "Aww, want me kiss it all better?
M4: JOHN WHY DID U DONT RESPONSE????????????
Grayswandir: JOHN I AM SENDING NINJAS TO YOUR HOUSE TO ASSASSINATE YOUR BEARD!!!
Grayswandir: BEWARE....Beware....beware...etc...
meeboguest157017:
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meeboguest157017: whale fail of a whale fail
michelle B: plz john i want lots of armour in OG i want to be a tin can
raptorfangamer: hey when theres a next promotion of wolfire? and if is soon, what about if
raptorfangamer:that raises over 1.000.000 and you paint your beard with peanut butter?
wolfirejohn: hehe
wolfirejohn: no jelly?
raptorfangamer: no jelly no bananas, maybe in the rest of the hair but not in the beard
wolfirejohn: hey there
wolfirejohn: what can I do for you?
AR: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
AR: "No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.'
AR: 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.'
AR: 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'
AR: 'No!' says the man at Valve Software, 'It belongs to my stomach.'
AR: 'No!' says the man at the world cup, 'It belongs to the VBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...'
AR: 'No!' says Indiana Jones, 'It belongs to a museum.'
meeboguest66325: John, i found the 16th challenge level in Lugaru!
meeboguest66325: To unlock it, all you have to do is play to the level with the 3 wolves on insane
meeboguest66325: and then break your shift button
THE LAST GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR: DAMN IT JOHN!! YOU BEARD FACED FROG FORNICATING FOREIGNER! WHY
THE LAST GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR: WILL YOU NEVER BE HERE WHEN I AM? I REALIZE IT'S LIKE FOUR THERE, BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE! YOU GOD
THE LAST GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR: DAMNED SCOTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD WORKERS WHEN YOU'RE NOT DRINKING! AND I ASSUME YOU'RE TOO GOD
THE LAST GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR: DAMNED POOR TO AFFORD ALCOHOL SO WORK HARDER AND F*CKING LISTEN TO ME!
THE LAST GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR: THIS IS NOT CAPS LOCK, SHIFT IS FAR MORE WINIFUL THAN WINNIPEG AND CAPSLOCK PUT TOGETHER!
WalterCronkite: I'm making sure you are actually sleeping. Please post a live webcam on your bed so we can make sure you are asleep and not just avoiding us at this hour. Thank you.
adwuga: f*ck you for being offline you f*cking f*ckface sh*thead ass sucking cock
Price: Hey john, i'm curious
Price: why is the price of overgrowth faggy 29.95$ when it could be 30$, like a man?
meeboguest2448: John?
meeboguest2448: Can rabbits get beards in Overgrowth?
meeboguest2448: I think turner should get yours--
meeboguest2448: don't throw that kind of power away, John.
meeboguest2448: Take that bunny, and turn him into a MAN
meeboguest2448: ...bunny.
meeboguest94925: I think
meeboguest94925: There should be a bar in Overgrowth
meeboguest94925: And Turner can get really drunk
meeboguest94925: And then the rabbit behind the bar is selling herb
meeboguest94925: So that Turner can look up funny videos on Youtube for an hour and a half
meeboguest94925: That would be my kind of game
meeboguest94925: A game worth playing
Ninja Bunny death king of awsome ness: worship me
Ninja Bunny death king of awsomeness: NOW!
wolfirejohn: if you were awesome, you wouldn't make such demands
wolfirejohn: I question the veracity of your title
Ninja Bunny death king of awsomeness: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
John's Mother: Help!
John's Mother: Help!
John's Mother: My son is retarted and I need a free overgrowth package to save him!
John's Mother: Hurry!
wolfirejohn: hey there
John's Mother: Oh...
John's Mother: Hey son.
wolfirejohn: sorry to hear that
meeboguest155120: You should make Overgrowth for the Android os
meeboguest155120: I'll give you one million dollars.
meeboguest155120: In monopoly money...
wolfirejohn: hey tehre
wolfirejohn: haha
meeboguest155120: Which in turn you can sell to a crackhead or a five year old for crack and or apple juice.
Jared: Hey
Jared: how long is it now?
Jared: 1 or 2 inches?
Jared: no... i'm not talking about your beard
Jared: :p
[DATA EXPUNGED]: JOHNATHAN GRAHAM
[DATA EXPUNGED]: Subject 81056
[DATA EXPUNGED]: Codename: Bearheamoth
[DATA EXPUNGED]: Explain to me the reasoning behind such uprisings!
[DATA EXPUNGED]: I hear you are planning to overthrow your beard.
[DATA EXPUNGED]: Such actions will have DIRE consequences.
[DATA EXPUNGED]: This is your warning.
John: hey
John: have any questions?
wolfirejohn: hey there
wolfirejohn: yes, how awesome is your name?
John: pretty awesome
John: Overgrowth is coming along good
wolfirejohn: thanks!
John: we have the movement down,
John: and I'm not shaving until we get the combat in
John: if you have any more questions, just email me at tender@wolfire.com
John: well I have to get back to programming Overgrowth
Paris Hilton: Theres a Bulge In my Pants pocket, feels like its going to explode!!!]
[DATA EXPUNGED]: Were you not instructed to put the word windmill in today's blog post?
[DATA EXPUNGED]: I neither see windmill NOR today's blog post
[DATA EXPUNGED]: I'm trying to save your life, Johnathan
wolfirejohn: I have launched a rebellion of the highest order
[DATA EXPUNGED]: You do not understand what you are up against!
wolfirejohn: and have refused to meet your demands
dude: dang...
dude: you are offline
dude: well let's hope you are not eaten by giant genitalia
uɐɯ ǝןod ɥʇnos: ɐuıɥɔ uı ɯı
wolfirejohn: oh wow
uɐɯ ǝןod ɥʇnos: ǝןod ɥʇnos ǝɥʇ ɹo
uɐɯ ǝןod ɥʇnos: ɥʇnos ǝɹoɯ sı ǝuo ɹǝʌǝɥɔıɥʍ
meeboguest735699: can you prove you are not a robot?
meeboguest735699: if you can, what makes you not a robot?
meeboguest735699: ok well if you wont answer that, have you ever got the fortune cookie with the fortune inside of it stating "Help, I'm stuck inside a fortune cookie factory!"?
meeboguest784593: No, how did I get here? I don't want to chat.
manpon: Hi John.
manpon: I have something to show you...
manpon: http://thebeardly.blogspot.com/
manpon: ...
manpon: bye
meeboguest320673: Hey John!
meeboguest320673: Does wolfiure games have any competitors?
meeboguest320673: Could you email me their names, addresses, and the times that they are sleeping please?
meeboguest320673: PS: I am not a double agent.
meeboguest320673: Unless they pay me more.
JL: wait
JL: that one guy
JL: he didnt die
JL: and the peoples
JL: of the rock cave
JL: there all dick bags
wolfirejohn: skipper?
wolfirejohn: the rocky hall?
JL: not jsut skipper
JL: yeah rocky hall
JL: i didnt pay much attention
JL: although i have played the game 10 times
JL: and my friend torrented lugaru
JL: so i punched him the cock
JL: and i made him buy it
JL: 9 TIMES!
meeboguest128548: John, I was supposed to get some ass this week, because I have the house to myself.
meeboguest128548: Except the only girl who would offer me ass at this point in time is out of town this week.
meeboguest128548: What do I do.
wolfirejohn: hey there, sorry to hear that
meeboguest128548: Also, I like the overgrowth alpha.

Feel free to catch me on Olark on our contact page!